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Since this was a particularly rough morning due to the time change, rainy weather and it just being Monday I needed a little chuckle.
Enter weird news- gets me every time!
What caught my eye was the headline:
Ummm, exxxcuse me??
Did you say dino dung?
I must read more!
GENEVA – A Swiss watchmaker is hoping to raise a stink with an expensive timepiece that eschews the trade’s standard gold, diamond or titanium fittings for a more earthy substance — dinosaur dung.
Vesenaz, Switzerland-based company Artya says the watch set in fossilized feces will sell for $11,290 and comes with a strap made with skin from an American cane toad.
Designer Yvan Arpa said Monday the coprolite came from a plant-eater that died about 100 million years ago in what is now the U.S.
What I really wanted to find out was how exactly this company acquired the dino defecation.
Sadly, the article did not divulge that information, but something that did peak my interest was the fact that the origin of the dung was none other than the USA.
I will be taking a closer look at rocks now, since they may be dinosaur shit.
I will however, be wearing gloves while examining potential “watch material”
What really shocked me was the people are going to be paying out the ass (pun intended) for this chronometer,
$11,290 to be exact!!!
I almost didn’t realize today was Wednesday due to our snow, somehow snow propels me into some kind of type warp.
So D is a dedicated blog-reader to a sports-random news and ass-n-titties blog.
Recently he read about something called chat roulette.
(Anything with the word roulette gets my immediate attention)
This is a very simple concept, all you need is a webcam.
DISCLOSURE: There are some sicko’s on there beating their meat, so watch out
So, during blizzard #1 we decided to try it out, since we had nothing better to do since we were stuck at home.
But we needed to make this interesting, so we decided it would be a great idea for D to wear his Halloween costume which was a Gumby suit!
The highlight of this conversation was when the little lady said her name was Liv, and Gumby asked her if that was short for livin it up. Classic!
So if you are snowed in or have nothing to do, give it a try you will get a laugh!
KINGSPORT, Tenn. – It was a Zinger of a theft in Tennessee.
It also included cupcakes, Twinkies and other snack cakes from the Merita Bread Company.
The Kingsport Times-News cites a report from the Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office in reporting 34-year-old James M. Denoon and 18-year-old Anthony Stout were found hiding under a truck at the bakery late Friday night.
The deputies found about $300 worth of stolen snack cakes stacked on the ground nearby.
Finding the accused thieves was easy: The deputies only had to follow their footprints. There was more than an inch of snow on the ground by Friday night.
Denoon and Stout were charged with theft under $500 and two counts of auto burglary. It was not immediately clear if they had attorneys.
So, these guys were able to devise a plan to break into a bakery,but neglected to think about their exit strategy. Maybe they thought it would be a piece of cake! (Sorry, I love puns and couldn’t resist) BUT neither of these two gents seemed to realized that it was snowing and you leave TRACKS in the snow. I have little to say about this other than lay off the cheeba a little bit guys!
*I am in no way condoning the stealing of munchies goods from bakerys, or anywhere for that matter*
With my impending natal anniversary rapidly approaching I suppose I should create a birthday wish list. I am in need of some new outfits, lucky for me I saw a few gems from Brazil’s fashion week that I could not pass up!
In no particular order I give you, THE LIST…
No, it’s not cold outside, those are my tusks.
(Ivory-free of course)
You Can look like a Toucan!
This is genius!
Who knew that a coaster could be an accessory!
This one is for D, so he can be stylin’ with me.